Hey, that’s what we would have done.
But still, what were we going to do with four freakin’ gallons of Grade-A gelato, 120 spoke cards (note to self: don’t print the date; you can re-gift them later), and enough Slow Race Silly Bandz to outfit the entire 2-4th grades of the John Stanford School?
While we struggled in slow motion to complete event setup, parents, kids and even some non-parents (yes!) began streaming onto the lava-hot blacktop of the John Stanford School playground. As we surveyed the growing masses, we experienced a quick flood of emotions:
- Yay, everyone showed!
- Holy Crap. They showed!
- Well, as long as everyone is here, we should get this bike party started!
So that’s what we did. We had a big, hot, family bike party. And I’m here to tell ya: the first annual Seattle Fiets of Parenthood family biking celebration RULED.
How much did it rule? How about:
- The amazing gelato bike with a frosty treat dispensary system designed and fabricated by Julian “Totcycle” Davies with gelato generously donated by D’Ambrosio Gelato in Ballard
- A raffle (benefiting Bike Works) for a Globe Haul 1 provided by Globe Bikes
- Helmet fitting and useful cycling information from Cascade Bike Ambassadors and Bike Works
- Lots o’ bike decorating
- A kid-scale obstacle course with wicked jumps and slaloms
- A “how slow can you go” race — featuring kids, adults pulling trail-a-bikes, tandems, and even Tom from Bike JuJu on his tall bike
Whew! And if that wasn’t enough, we had a winner take all (well, flower-filled beer growler) “urban” race, family style.
So hot, we were cool.
Oh, and the heat? Yep. It was hot out there on blacktop. But we had the gelato. And Frank showed up with a bakfiets full of ice cold drinks.
And then there was the secret, keep-cool weapon: the official carfreedays water feature. Take one sun shade frame, add about 50′ of hose (free! Picked from curbside and stuffed into Xtracycle on the ride home from the Saturday venue reconnaissance) zip tie and weave into said frame, poke hose liberally with sharp implement, and add water pressure.
Ah… pure wet-delicious-misty genius.
The culminating event at FoP: the family bike “race”, brought racers and spectators together lining the course and cheering for the 26 entrants. Families “raced” on many different family bike combinations, ranging from Xtracycles to trail-a-bikes, to parents riding alongside their kids on their own bikes, to tandems and tandem trailer combos, plus a few varieties we probably missed. The course featured the dropped toy obstacle, bike jousting, grocery loading, berry picking, a slalom section, and even a small jump. Yee-ha! Nothing like seeing a tandem-towed Burley trailer catch air while the passenger stands in back, Ben Hur style.
The Winning Teams
In our minds, everyone who came out was a winner, but we didn’t have enough beer to go around. So consider these the champions to beat next year:
- Chris and son, who took the heat literally with a blistering 0:42:70
- The Tarkels rode a close 11 seconds back at 0:53
- And Special-K and Mad-E rounded out the podium with a time of 1:02:70.
The infectious energy of Seattle’s family cycling community made for entertaining, inspiring spectacle. Lake-schmake. This was the place to be.
- Special thanks to our great friends, Clint and Leslie and their very capable daughters for setting up and manning the super fantastic course
- The Portland Fiets of Parenthood crew. We traveled to their 1st annual event in June and got lots of great ideas.
- all of our friends who helped in many different ways – we couldn’t have done it with out you.
- Patrick Barber for the great flier design
- Globe Bikes for donating the Haul 1
- D’Ambrosio Gelato for the yummy, yummy gelato
- Cascade Bicycle Club, Bike Works and especially the Seattle School district for allowing us to hold the event at John Stanford.
And last but definitely not least, a huge thank you to our co-hosts and great friends Julian and Kim: co-conspirators in the proliferation of local family bike goodness.
We had a fantastic time planning and hosting the event and we’re definitely looking forward to the second annual Seattle Fiets of Parenthood 2011 (location and details to come. Sheesh give us little while to recover).
Want to torture yourself for missing the family cycling event of the year? Then by all mean check out our photos and the FoP Flickr group. And if you wanna show your neighbors what a good time you had, please add your shots to the collection.
Best and Happy Summer!
– Anne and Tim